visible wireless
if you thought phone service couldn’t be sexy (or affordable), think again.
visible is $40/mo all-in for unlimited everything on verizon’s 5G network. and did i mention that they’re a digital phone service with zero phone stores? yep, no human contact needed.
Me making doctor appointments
— Visible (@Visible) October 8, 2019
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Me complaining how I have to physically call to make doctor appointments
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Ranking of the most terrifying horror movie villains:
— Visible (@Visible) October 29, 2019
5. Norman Bates
4. Michael Myers
3. Freddy Krueger
2. Hannibal Lecter
1. People who actually leave voicemails
We
— Visible (@Visible) August 2, 2019
really
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really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
really
need you to stop avoiding software updates.
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs (2019 Edition)*
— Visible (@Visible) September 16, 2019
1. Self-fulfillment needs
2. Psychological needs
3. Basic needs
4. WiFi
*Not in that order
If your IG Stories looks like this:
— Visible (@Visible) July 27, 2019
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Don’t expect me to watch.
Yeah, serial killers are scary and all, but what about $800 smartphones that secretly listen to humans in order to tailor intrusive ads that destroy the concept of privacy in today’s digital age???
— Visible (@Visible) October 28, 2019
Panic! At! The! Phone Repair Store!
— Visible (@Visible) August 13, 2019